BBQ time

My wife and I were invited to a BBQ hosted by a couple friends of ours – the morning of, I went and took my shower, came down to the living room and proceeded to mess around on my computer until my wife was ready to go.

My wife: Are you ready to go? . . . Where are your pants?!

Me: I don't know where my pants are

Apparently I was too distracted while playing Archeage to realize I didn’t have any pants on.