While at a BBQ with my wife, the host presented a plate of deviled eggs she had made herself
Host: Here, try these eggs! I think they might be a bit salty though…
I pop one into my mouth and chomp down – I physically cringe and convulse as my mouth is bombarded by the saltiest concoction of anger and hatred my tongue had ever been subjected to
Me: Oh god, it’s like a bukkake party in my mouth!
Meanwhile my wife is trying to keep it together from laughing so hard watching me
(Note: If you don’t know what that means, DO NOT GOOGLE IT!)