I was at work in the IT dungeon (help-desk lab) ticking away at my computer when a senior manager of the company came in, laptop bag over his shoulder.
Manager: Hey, so, I had a little issue with my laptop
Me: Oh yeah? What’s going on?
The manager places his laptop bag on my workbench, opens the bag and pulls out his laptop
Manager: I ran over my laptop with my truck
So this was a first for me – I walked over, looked over the laptop, sure enough it looked like it had been run over
Me: Oh mother fucker!
Manager:
Fortunately the manager had a good sense of humor – when I realized what I had said and looked his way, he had the look of bemusement.
Me: Sorry – I’ll get a replacement to you by end of day
I usually try my best not to swear at my manager, sometimes I fail. Thanks ADHD.