A good buddy of mine was over one sunny Saturday afternoon for some lunch and video games. Of course being the Meatasaurus Rex that I am, we were going to have beer and steak for lunch. While preparing our steaks with a dry rub, I started singing to the steak.
Me: I love steak! Steak is good! Yum yum yum! I love steak!
My friend (who was about 10 feet away): Are you singing to the steak?
Me: A happy steak is a tasty steak! Get the fuck out of my face!
My friend: 