Pro Wrasslin’

As I had mentioned in a previous post, my wife and I moved to the beautiful state of Idaho and were lucky enough to get a couple acres of land in the mountains. One of the many things that differs from the city is the amount of wild life we have here – almost every day I see deer and elk on my land with the occasional turkey as well.

A group of friends from in town decided they wanted to spend the weekend at our place. A couple of the guys and myself were out in the field just shooting the breeze when we spot a deer walking parallel to where we were walking. Friend 1 decides he wants to try and sneak up on the deer – I have no idea what he planned on doing if he got up to it as the deer was well aware we were there.

Friend 1: *whispering* Ok everyone shut up…. I’m going to sneak up on this deer…

He starts inching forward as the other friend and I stay back and watch. This man is an experienced hunter so he knows how to move quietly. He gets much closer than I thought he would, maybe within 20 feet

Me: *whispering* Pile drive that bitch

Friend 2 and I:

Of course the dear immediately runs off from our giggles

Friend 1: