Seeing as how it was getting late, I decided to take a quick break and feed the dogs. I get up out of my chair, which was on the far side of the fire pit, opposite of the house.
Not being able to see well, I keep closer to the pit than I should have. As I start walking back to the house, I trip over a marshmallow skewer. I stumble a bit but keep on my feet.
Me mid trip: Ah fuck!
Friend: Woah! Are you ok?!
Me: No! I have AIDS!
Friend: