Jason Bourne

My wife was in the kitchen making some dinner for us. Had some noodles boiling in one pot and some green beans in another.

I had walked past her to go to the garage, and when I came back, she was stirring the pot of green beans. I leaned in really close to her – I looked down at the green beans, then back to her. She gave me a sideways glance, wondering why I was getting so close to her

Me: …. …. …. Jesus Christ it’s Jason Bourne

My wife: Who? Get out of my face